Uncle Wayne

GRRRRRRRRRRR!!

WHAT!?!!!!!?!???!?!?!?!!?????!!!

Uncle Wayne Lionel Duncan Omar Lemarus Achilles Brutus Rupert Gunner Le Travian Pegasus Elmer Nigel Archer Markell Hades Isaiah Alf Rocco Udonnis Philandros Copperpot Clive Thorn Shamar Uranus Sylvester Eunice Axel DeAngelo Phyllis Mortimer Pip Ajax deSahwn Oedipus Monkey Crowley Enzo Hakeem Midas Morpheus Nightingale Orion Lebron Leander Nigger Dickens Quinton Dwayne Linus Arnold Popplewell Porter O'Shea Ilithyia Rafeeki Bunyan Maximus Damien Evander Abu Dermot Pierce Deandre Dionysus Hetfield Fitz-Lloyd Dexter Xavier Cronus Goof Cedric Titus Vinmar Castor Bruce Allister Phoenix Jevon Artemis Hey Zeus Goggin Zenon Anferny Alexandros Henrietta Mervyn Harley Plexico Atlas Daisy May Terrence Zeke Tyrell Calypso Oscar Prentis Felix Tyrone Kalliope Captain Hancock Milo Tyrese Lyko Fiesta Malcolm Marcelo Tyreke Narkissos Eenis Brimble Knox Kwame Odysseus Dimitri Talfryn Jaxson Kofi Pan Popeye Scrivener Xavier Jaleel Phoebus Yoakum Marnie Earnest Jameel Prometheus Rottweiler Pennelegion Christ Mackenzie was born a Jamaker and raised a Caker and he  is one crazy mafucka who'll kick a Big Mac out of your hand for calling him a GOOF?!?

He leads a double life as DMX, but he doesn't hide it very well.